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Church Jokes 2021

1- Why did the man give his wife’s wedding ring to church?

Because the pastor said it was time to take off-her-ing.

2- What’s the best way to study the bible?

You luke into it.

3- What is Eve’s favorite food?

Ribs.

4- Why is it hot in hell?

Because it’s not prayer conditioned.

5- What kind of Tiles did Jesus argue with his contractor about putting in his home?

Gentiles.

6- What did the car Salesman shout in church?

Shoulda-Bought-A-Honda!.

7- If Jesus was still on earth, what kind of car would he be driving?

A Chrisler.

8- Why did Judas carve The Turkey?

Because he likes to stab things in the back.

9- What kind of cell phone does Delilah use?

A Samson.

10- Why was Jesus not good at basketball?

Because he died on the cross.

11- Why should Christians never work out?

Because Jesus said to lay aside every weight.

12- Why wasn’t Jesus allowed at any of the Jerusalem Jewelry shops?

Because they were afraid that he was gonna break every chain.

13- Why did the disciples drive a honda?

Because they were on one accord.

14- Why did Jesus give all the sick women stilettos?

Because they said they wanted to be heeled.

15- Why do we have to be quiet in church?

Because people are sleeping.

16- Why was Jesus allowed to Join two college fraternities?

Because they could see that he’s both alpha and omega.

17- Why does everyone who goes to the Jamaican church keep getting eat?

Because the pastor keeps telling them to “Prais the Lard.”