Bad Dad Jokes | Dirty Jokes 2021

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20 Bad Dad Jokes

1- What does Kim Kardashian use to fix holes?

Sex Tape.

2- What did 50 Cent say to his grandma, after she gave him a sweater?

G-U-Knit?

3- What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite painting?

Sha-Mona Lisa.

4- Who is Bruce Lee’s Favorite Rapper?

Waka Flocka.

5- Why did the Gangster have to keep seeing the eye doctor?

Cuz he had Glock-Oma.

6- What is Whitney Houston’s favorite kind of coordination?

Hand Eyeeeeee!

7- What do you call a homosexual reptile?

A Gatorrrr.

8- Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?

Cuz she can’t fit D-Shells.

9- What part of your body likes to get frisky?

The Naked-eye.

10- My Dentist is a really mean guy.

He Always hurts my fillings.

11- Why do white girls come in odd numbers?

Because they can’t even.

12- What do you a call a cholo with one leg shorter than the other?

Not Eveeeen.

13- Why do all of diddy’s kids have nice hair?

Because sean combs.

14- Did you know that snoop dogg’s sister is a stripper?

She wears nothing but a G-String baby.

15- How does lady Gaga like her meat?

Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw, Raw.

16- What did the Jaguar say to the other Jaguar?

Jaguar-You?

17- Who’s drake’s favorite superhero?

Ghost Writer.

18- What does a peanut say when it sneezes?

Cashew!

19- What’s a Mexican prostitute’s favorite drink?

Whore-Chata.

20- What did the Buddhist say when he went up to the hot dog vendor?

“Make me one with everything.”