Best Dad Jokes 2021 | Funny Dad Jokes
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Best Dad Jokes 2021
1- Who’s the smallest Basketball player ever?
Kobe Bry-Ant.
2- What do you call a bird that’s been Yellin’ and Cussin’ players out all night?
An offensive fowl.
3- Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
He wanted to beat the crowd.
4- What do you call a mall op with an actual gun?
A shooting guard.
5- Who do Basketball players in the south date?
Demarcus cousins.
6- What team does LeBron’s illegitimate cousin play for?
The chevy cavaliers.
7- Why won’t Lebron come to L.A.?
’Cause he has no need for clippers.’
8- Speaking of Lebron’s hair issues.
He’s 37% from the free grow line.
9- What’s the difference between Kobe and time?
Time Passes.
10- Who has the most negro spiritual sounding name in Basketball?
- “Wade in the water.”
11- Did you hear about the Italian spurs player that got stabbed?
Yeah, Gino Bleed!
12- What NBA game would scare the hell out of frosty the snowman?
The Heat versus the suns.
13- What do my wallet and derrick rose have in common?
They both broke.
14- What could you say about a player that’s in a dark alley surrounded by thug chickens?
“Oh, He’s in fowl trouble”
15- Why did the Kardashians go back to the crack house?
’Cause Lamar owed’ EM.
16- What do you call them btacks in a paint can?
Points in the paint.
17- What does Steps curry say when he stubs his toe?
AY-Esha!
18- What’s the only positive for an NBA player that’s before a judge?
He has courtside seats.
19- What do Lebron’s hairline and my father have in common?
I haven’t seen either since 2003.
20- What do you call a hen that doesn’t hide or make apologies about his racism?
A flagrant fowl.
21- Why did Scottie not get his wife pregnant?
’Cause he only put the pip in!
